Pay off your student loans before you’re in a nursing home, Distinguish between a 401(k) and a Roth IRA as easily as you “cook” ramen every night, Keep money conflicts from sabotaging your dating life, Learn how your family and mental health shape your money habits, See past the buzzwords of finance gurus and decide how to budget for you, Understand why capitalism is not your friend, Realize that whatever money mistakes you’ve made, someone else (probably Gaby) has done it first, frequently, and way worse. Book jacket.