Thinking about Retiring – or want a spectacular vacation? A Hilarious and engaging turnkey guide for the Adult Disneyland, Pattaya, Thailand. “Imagine the feeling of waking up every day grinning ear to ear, thinking I can’t believe this is my Life.” Spend your days sipping coconut drinks on pristine beaches with unlimited giggling, gorgeous, thin girls half your age. Transform your life overnight. Live Big. Laugh your *ss off. Relax. Go Island hopping in crystalline blue-green waters with sandy white beaches. Golf. Scuba Dive. Enjoy World Class International Cuisine and healthcare.Experience First World Living on a tiny Third World Budget.Travel journalist Brett Tate, long-time resident, author of bestseller The Professional Bachelor, returns with his brilliant guide to living in Paradise on pennies on the dollar. Think Lonely Planet meets Penthouse Magazine.“Gents. Find the balls to step way outside your comfort zone. Living here is a stress-free Paradise. Fabulously entertaining. A Carnival. You never know what ridiculously funny or erotic things will happen each day. And Pattaya gets the “Bald w/Beer Gut” seal of approval. Come find your smile. Experience the Best Nightlife in the world. Picture yourself in a beach town with 10,000 freelancers looking to hook up. Free live 70’s-90 bands. 3,500 stunning, AVAILABLE dancers grinding in your lap, in one of almost 100 Agogo Clubs in a quarter mile.OR, you can always stay home alone, frustrated, YELLING AT THE TV THE REST OF YOUR LIFE” : )WHAT’S INSIDE:•Where to Stay:For Vacations, Extended Stay or Retirement. Pick your lifestyle. 5-star hotels, monthly Ocean View condos – from upscale, middle class to low end - $250 a month…also $25 guest houses in the middle of the strip.•Where to Eat:The Best Steak Houses, Seafood and International Restaurants, All-you-can eat Buffets.•What to DoDaytime tourist activities, Shopping at Asia’s Largest Mall, Open-air markets, Fitness Centers, Electronics Stores.FOR RETIREES OR EXTENDED STAY -•Health Care - InsuranceLong term health insurance, local health care and hospital options, Travel Insurance, and recommended Pharmacies. Clinic Docs are $5 an office visit!•Money MattersCurrency conversion advice, how to avoid huge ATM fees, Visas.•Coverage of Bangkok, Chang Mai, Krabi, Koh Samui and other islands.THE PATTAYA NIGHTLIFE BIBLEThe most in-depth, up-to-date nightlife guide available. Where and when to go. Insider reviews and tips to hook up w/ freelancers and dancers at Discos, Agogos, massage parlors, and using social media and local dating sites. Handy speed “dating” techniques and word tracks.•Top 20 Walking Street Agogos ReviewsExtensive first hand reviews to save you time and money. Puts you in front of the hottest girls in Sin City. Reviews include maps, venue layout, preferred times to visit, girls’ attire, the how, what, where and costs for each venue. Find pricing for clubs drinks, drink specials, happy hour pricing, Bar Fines & takeout, the pickup method, and specific word tracks to make the hookups fun and smooth.•·LK Metro and Soi 6Reviews of these alternate centralized hot spots of Debauchery.All this Nightlife Info on your cell is immensely handy for quick reference while you are out on the town.•Safety in PattayaTips to easily stay safe. Alleviate any international travel fears.•A Monthly Expenses Blueprint.The complete roadmap to living this Millionaire Playboy lifestyle; and how affordable and easy it is for you to experience the same.Format: E-Book - 188 Page Guide
