Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me W J Burkland Author

Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me W J Burkland Author
Categories: Beef Stew
Brand: CreateSpace Publishing
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This collection features beloved classics such as: Sweet Bread Farts, where Nick’s special talent is having the gas he passes smell like freshly baked maple bars; Tony’s Tiny Bladder, where a boy with a tiny bladder goes from disgraced pants-wetter to superhero; and Sammy Squirrel’s Tragic Picnic, where Sammy Squirrel and his animal friends are enjoying a tasty picnic…until a speeding truck puts an end to their fun. The author turns the world on its head to find humor in the oddest of places. Illustrations by Duncan Beedie bring to life the wonderfully twisted world of taunting floaters, adventurous boogers, untimely sneezes and squirrels in imminent danger. Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me includes; Sweet Bread Farts Sammy Squirrel’s Tragic Picnic When I sleep, I drool A Baby and his Coffee The Epic Tale of Nate’s Booger Egg Salad Toes Jimmy vs. The Floater The Impact of Old Age on Jack, Who Was Once a Nimble Boy The Poop Between Her Toes An Untimely Sneeze The 7th Planet Big Bird and Barney Makeshift Candle The Zit on the Wart on My Chin Idunno & Idontcare Underwear Art Nose Hair Back Splash Sniffer the Dog Distinctive Chins Urinal Cakes An Older Sister’s Perspective Santa’s Annual Check-up My Spleen Does Very Little Scab Picker (and Eater) Tony’s Tiny Bladder Misplacing Baby Emily While Finding a Deal on Beef Stew