In the words of national hero Forrest Gump, “Stupid is as stupid does, " and nobody does stupid better than us A complete how-to guide for anyone aspiring to the asinine, “The Complete Idoit’s Guide For Dumies” puts you on the cuting-edge of imbecility.
A mind-numbing salute to the greatest cultural legacy of the late-twentieth century – the “dumbing down of America” – “The Complete Idoit’s Guide For Dumies” serves up a smorgasbord of today’s leading morons and mouthbreathers: Jerry Springer, Kathie Le Gifford, Spice Girls, Mike Tyson, Bob Sagit, and yes, oohhh yes, Dan Quayle.
Written in monosyllables and microparagraphs, with plenty of factoid tidbits, sidebar snippets, and unintimidating white space in between, this book caters to the attention span of the common lemming. You’ll even find special sections on:
– Professional wrestling
– Monica “I’m not a fat cheesy slut " Lewinsky
– Infomercials
– Bumper Sticker Poetry
– and much more
With over 950 dries in the “Dummies” and “Complete Idiot’s Guide” series combined – that’s 70 million copies in print – we’re taking on the most vapid trend in publishing since soulless chicken soup. Whether watering down the art of wine-tasting or caking hi-tech lowbrow, these books are universally recognized, inherently obnoxious, and just longing for a good lampoon
