Do you love to tell people you read a lot? Then this is the book for you! Once you binge-read These things are not those things, you’ll realize why people do it. You won’t want to put it down until you’re done. Guarantee! You can take this book anywhere too: a library, an opera, or under the covers with that special someone. You can lend it to your reading friend when you’re done, or buy them their own copy for their bathroom. The best part is everyone loves this book! You’ll look confident reading These things are not those things, and everyone will love you, whether or not you have free pizza. Got a lot more books in the making too. Cook book, Dog-walking books. Children’s stories. I write everything, but this book is absolutely my favorite. I love These things are not those things!