Buying 3 or more cards? Why not get a free card? Purchase this listing instead: Buy 3 Get 1 Free: https://www.etsy.com/InconceivableCards/listing/795951777/ LET’S GO GREEN! If you select this option, the cards will not come in individual compostable card sleeves, but will come in one larger biodegradable sleeve together as a pack. The Ancient Booer: Boo. Boo. Boo. Buttercup: Why do you do this? The Ancient Booer: Because you had love in your hands, & you gave it up. Buttercup: But they would have killed Westley if I hadn’t done it. The Ancient Booer: Your true love lives. & you marry another. True love saved her in the fire swamp, & she treated it like garbage. & that’s what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo. Let someone know you’re thinking about them! This is the perfect any occasion card! Is it their birthday & they still get carded? Boo. Did your best friend take their significant other to that Green Day concert over you? Boo. Did your roommate eat your last package of ramen? Boo. Is your co-worker leaving you in your office surrounded by idiots because they got a promotion or a job elsewhere? Boo. Sure to be appreciated by any Princess Bride fan! MATERIAL & PACKAGING: - Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand cut cardstock. (My cardstock is twice as thick as most others, ensuring it will last longer & feel much higher quality - Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2) - Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card. - Card wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve. - Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope made from bamboo (Save the trees!) so your card(s) arrives safe & sound:) WANT TO PERSONALIZE THE INSIDE? I can also personalize the card for $2 more! Just click “Custom Note Inside” under “Finish” & in “add your personalization” box just put the message you would like! SAVE TIME & A STAMP BY SENDING IT DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT! I can also send it straight to the recipient FOR NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE! The card will go to the recipient just like if you had mailed it with a handwritten address & stamp. If you want this option, please select “Direct to Recipient” in the dropdown menu at checkout. Please make sure to put the address of the recipient at checkout! SHIPPING: - We are dedicated to fast shipping! - All items are shipped via USPS First Class mail. - For international orders outside the US, please be aware that international shipping times vary & usually takes anywhere between 7-14 business days. Please take care to purchase your international orders well in advance. NEED THIS CARD QUICK? Select RUSH production on your order for an additional $5. Adding this option to your order will ensure that your order goes out into the mail within 24 hours. THIS ONLY AFFECTS THE PRODUCTION TIME: delivery will still take the normal USPS delivery time, 3-5 business days
