I know it’s so wrong, but my best friend needs to know.So, how do we say it?Hey, I’m pregnant with your father’s child! You’re gonna be a big sister! Yay!!! No, this can’t happen.She can’t know. No one can know.I always understood he was off limits,But I couldn’t imagine my life without him.In fact, I saved myself for him!And working at his restaurant was…fun.My ’let’s seduce Michael plan’ was working, And soon he was feeding me chocolate covered strawberries,And I was tasting whipped cream off of his lips and…you know what…But we screwed up…big time!So, time for Plan B now.Yep, when shit hits the fan, I do the easy thing and run away.Will my Prince Charming come after me?Or did I just ruin my only chance at a happily ever after?
